I’m actively supporting my buddy, RumDood, to become Tommy Bahama’s Rumologist. I’d like to say it’s because I’m that good of a friend and support my friends in their endeavors, but really its because I long for the day I can have this conversation:
Bar Manager: Lord Geeki, this is an unexpected pleasure. We’re honored.
TikiGeeki: You may dispense with the pleasantries, Manager. I’m here put you back on schedule.
Bar Manager: I assure you, Lord Geeki, my men are working as fast as they can.
TikiGeeki: Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.
Bar Manager: I tell you this bar will be operational as planned.
TikiGeeki: The Rumologist does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.
Bar Manager: But he asks the impossible. I need more rum.
TikiGeeki: Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives.
Bar Manager: The Rumologist’s coming here?
TikiGeeki: That is correct, Manager and he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.
Bar Manager: We shall double our efforts.
TikiGeeki: I hope so, Manager, for your sake. The Rumologist is not as forgiving as I am.
Help make my dream a reality. Vote for RumDood as Rumologist.